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		<title>Only65Foreskin feat Stefan Rusu - The C**t la Cur Method</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[Yo, yo yo; / Pe cine chemi cand ai nevoie, / De niste business; / ... <a href="https://versuri.pro/only65foreskin-feat-stefan-rusu-the-ct-la-cur-method" class="read-more" aria-label="Vezi versurile">→</a>]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yo, yo yo;<br />Pe cine chemi cand ai nevoie,<br />De niste business;<br />Te-ajuta de bunavoie,<br />Desi e cataclismus;<br />E vorba de domn&#8217; Flocescu,<br />Aia era o gluma.<br />E vorba de Zbangiulescu,<br />Sa ma tragi de scula.<br />Are-un metru patrusapte,<br />Dar e voinic.<br />Din cur ii mai curge lapte,<br />Lapte la plic.<br />Flocii mari ii cresc pe spate,<br />Floci de fistic.<br />Isi baga dusu-n cur la baie,<br />Ca sa nu bage mana.<br />Mana o baga la c****,<br />Sa spele spuma.<br />Patul il face cu c****,<br />Si unghia stanga.<br />Te rog mai schimbati tricoul,<br />O sa ma arunc de pe-o stanca.<br />Lui Alex ii place ceapa,<br />Si lui Eric banii.<br />Razvan sapa-n curte groapa,<br />Ca musulmanii.<br />Viva la europa,<br />Islam is cancer.<br />Aia-fost numai o gluma,<br />Don&#8217;t get me canceled.<br />Am baut acid malefic,<br />Muahahaha..<br />Nu prea e benefic,<br />[plansete].<br />Mama ce-i mai place humus,<br />L-ar freca la gaurica.<br />E bun la hipotalamus,<br />Gaurica ca Stanica.<br />&#8222;Hai baieti la o shaorma&#8221;<br />Ne zice zilnic.<br />&#8222;Mama ce-mi place shaorma&#8221;<br />O sa te lovesc puternic.<br />Si-a cumparat Dominions 6,<br />E de c****.<br />Zice ca vocea i se ingrosase,<br />Mananca rahat.<br />Bagati un dege-.<br />[record stop]<br />O65F:C-cine esti? Ce cauti in studio-ul meu? De ce-ai un pistol?<br />Rusu: Get your black a**, DOWN ON THE GROUND.<br />O65F:[tipete].<br />[impuscaturi].<br />Rusu aici.<br />Stefan Rusu aici.<br />Pe cale sa dau un &#8222;freestyle&#8221;.<br />Yeah!.<br />Okay!.<br />Rusu, rusu, rusu!.<br />Stefan!.<br />Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, mmm yeah;<br />Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, mmm yeah;<br />Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, mmm yeah;.<br />Sunt in club cu lipia,<br />Imi pun niste humus incerc sa fiu nevazut,<br />Ca stii cum e:<br />(Unii dau, Unii iau).<br />Am fost nascut in iulie dar sunt rece,<br />Pare complicat dar sunt doar 7 pasi pentru-a fii,<br />Un sigma ca mine.<br />Okay!.<br />Sa ma culc devreme e greu,<br />Cand isi ia Victoria 3 update.<br />What?<br />Oh!<br />What?.<br />Veceul ma cheama,<br />Asa ca m-am ridicat si m-am dus la closet.<br />Veceul s- a infundat,<br />Dar atunci am zis:<br />Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, mmm yeah;.<br />Diareea a venit repede,<br />Fara niciun pic de desert.<br />Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, mmm yeah;.<br />Rusu is out.<br />[Mic drop]</p>
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