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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pe Alinuța o durea o măsea incredibil. Se duce ea la stomatolog:<br />Alinuța: Domnu&#8217; Doctor, mă doare măseaua dreaptă.<br />Stomatologul: Păi Alinuța, încearcă să mănânci pe partea cealaltă.<br />Ajunge Alinuța acasă. Maică-sa o vede cum își îndeasă o bucată de pâine în cur.<br />Mama: ALINUȚA, CE DREAQ FACI?<br />Alinuța: Păi doctorul mi-a zis să mănânc pe partea cealaltă.</p>
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